Saturday, March 31, 2007

Hard Day at the Office, Dear?


Apple Wingding*


You'll Need:

1 Red Apple

1 paring knife

1 pair of high heels


Carefully peel apple, maintaining that one long strip, all the way around. Discard apple. Take off all your clothes. Place apple peel around your neck like a tie, and sit on the kitchen counter in a pair of high heels. Wait for husband to arrive home. Wingding should commence immediately after.


Mood Music:

Anything at all from the Pretty Woman soundtrack

"On the Couch" by Prince

"W-O-M-A-N" by Etta James

"Baby Done a Bad, Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak


* I swear to Moses, this recipe comes straight out of the otherwise modest cooking tome from a United Methodist's Women group.

2 comments:

TDEC said...

Thanks. That just made me feel better about hating my job today.

The Dainty Deb said...

That's one of the more magical properties of he Wingding. :)
(PS It was SOOO from the St. Luke's UMW cookbook... Makes you wonder, huh?)