Saturday, March 31, 2007

Hard Day at the Office, Dear?

Apple Wingding*

You'll Need:

1 Red Apple

1 paring knife

1 pair of high heels

Carefully peel apple, maintaining that one long strip, all the way around. Discard apple. Take off all your clothes. Place apple peel around your neck like a tie, and sit on the kitchen counter in a pair of high heels. Wait for husband to arrive home. Wingding should commence immediately after.

Mood Music:

Anything at all from the Pretty Woman soundtrack

"On the Couch" by Prince

"W-O-M-A-N" by Etta James

"Baby Done a Bad, Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak

* I swear to Moses, this recipe comes straight out of the otherwise modest cooking tome from a United Methodist's Women group.


TDEC said...

Thanks. That just made me feel better about hating my job today.

The Dainty Deb said...

That's one of the more magical properties of he Wingding. :)
(PS It was SOOO from the St. Luke's UMW cookbook... Makes you wonder, huh?)